The way to (this) Woman's Heart

Men are simple creatures. We all know that. They know that. Food- the way to a Man's heart. Well, food and other things that involve mouths and hands and .... I'm sure you can figure out where I'm going with this.

Women on the other hand, we're tricky. We're crazy. All of us. I've never met one woman who isn't at least a little bit insane. It's not as easy as food (but truffles help.) Truth be told, I don't even know what I want. How in the hell is he supposed to figure it out. Low and behold, he did. This past week, He found one of the secret passages to my heart.

The Crop and Flowers 

 The crop is pretty much useless on my butt. It is effective on more tender areas; thighs, nipples, boobs, etc. I'm not saying these are places the crop was used on me, I'm just giving some examples of places it might be useful. 

And flowers. Flowers do the trick for me. And it's such a nice surprise when you think the knocking at your door is going to be the apartment manager telling you to pay your rent or get out, but it's really a sweaty delivery guy mispronouncing your name and giving you flowers! 

Caution- The crop is a bit noisy. Make sure you're room-mate isn't home or isn't planning on coming home.....